Right now you are probably thinking "RUN AWAY"
That is one strategy. Of course, if the bear out runs you, you are screwed. Maybe don't do that one. Unless of course, I don't like you. Then please, try and out run the bear.
You could try and scare it away. That works sometimes. When it doesn't, well, sorry.
The only real answer is to fight the bear. There are many ways to fight a bear. The safest, most surefire way involves an automatic assault rifle. I personally would not go into the woods without one. If you find yourself without a gun, find a rock or something and try and bludgeon it to death before it rips your arm off. Remember, weak spots are in the head, eyes, chest, and snout (nose for those of you not up to snuff).
If you can quickly determine the bear is a male, then a swift kick to the nuts might work. Of course if you are wrong, bye. Also, the bear could catch your leg, and unless you plan on doing some serious karate, bye.
If all else fails, listen to Dwight.
There you have it. I am glad we were able to have this little educational visit. As always, I give out free bear hugs upon request.
*Taken with Sony, 6/22/2007
2 comments:
Is that a BAYLOR bear? I am not a good enough alum to know wtf the new bear pit looks like...
It was actually taken in North Carolina. The Baylor bear is less attack oriented.
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