It's a shark for those of you non-marine folks out there. They bite. This one I imagine to be especially mean. Sure, it is in an aquarium with lots of other animals, but don't let that fool you. Look at those teeth. This thing is hungry and just waiting to take a bite.
Some people, names to not be mentioned in this space because she knows who she is, would really like the opportunity to dive in and swim around. She seems to think they are nice animals. Fortunately, I know better and ask that she not, as I do value her life. Don't let her argue. And for the record, I won't forbid her, not because I feel that I shouldn't control, but because forbidding her will make her do it.
I have discovered that humming the Jaws Theme while in this particular section is generally frowned upon, primarily because it annoys everyone. They just need a sense of fun. I think next time I go back I will just play it on the iPhone. Ladies and Gentlemen, John Williams.
On a completely different note, I had the privilege/misfortune to occupy the stall next to Mr. OCD today. I should note that the stall he always uses no longer has the directions posted. He is my leading candidate for being responsible for the removal.
Maybe he likes shark porn.
*Taken with Canon, May 2008
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