Herbert wants this sign

Really?  I mean really?

This is like one of those pictures that is really 2 different things, depending on how you look at it, like the old woman versus the young beautiful woman, or the 2 people kissing versus the vase.

Here are the 2 things I see:

1. A man grabbing a handful as he stands behind a woman
2. A couple making out in a warm embrace

That's it.  Somehow that qualifies as a safe place.  My theory is these signs are some sort of underground code for hookers and Johns.  You see this sign, you know it is a safe place to do "business."

It is about this time I should go ahead and mention this is affixed to a gas station, the Valero across the street from my apartment complex.  I have not yet visited others to see if they too have this sign, or if this is merely a local thing.  If the other stores don't, then I must say my theory holds true. 

How long before we see one of these on a white van with no windows in the back?


*Taken with iPhone, 12/12